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THE COMEDY SHOW FOR ANYONE WHO MEASURES THEIR DAY IN IBUPROFEN MILLIGRAMS.

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A live stand-up comedy show celebrating the aches, the pains, and the absolute absurdity of getting older.

VENI, VIDI, OBLITUS SUM

I came, I saw, I forgot why…

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UPCOMING SHOWS

Chief Geezer riding horse

18 Sept 2026

Dallas, TX, USA

The Comedy Room

A night of sharp observations, questionable knees, and comedy that gets better with age.

Chief Geezer riding horse

20 Sept 2026

Dallas, TX, USA

The Comedy Room

A night of sharp observations, questionable knees, and comedy that gets better with age.

Chief Geezer riding horse

21 Sept 2026

Dallas, TX, USA

The Comedy Room

A night of sharp observations, questionable knees, and comedy that gets better with age.

Chief Geezer riding horse

23 Sept 2026

Dallas, TX, USA

The Comedy Room

A night of sharp observations, questionable knees, and comedy that gets better with age.

WHO IS THE CHIEF GEEZER?

Bob Meddles is the voice of Hail Geezer. A veteran comic who has toured the country for more than 20 years, Bob has performed in front of thousands of people, and he remembers almost half of them…the states, not the people.

 

After decades of living life in the fast lane, Bob has safely merged into the right lane, put his blinker on three miles ago, and is now coasting gracefully into his golden-ish years. He’s traded late-night afterparties for early-morning pickleball matches, and hangover cures for reading glasses looped around his neck like a life-saving device.

 

With his trademark sharp wit and highly relatable observations, Bob shines a hilarious spotlight on the everyday struggles we all face as the warranty on our bodies begins to expire.

People have laughed, related, and occasionally reached for their reading glasses. Here’s what audiences are saying about Hail Geezer.

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Nancy K

Audience Member

Bob has a knack for delivering Baby Boomer humor that we can all relate to. Hail Geezer was a fun evening of constant laughs.

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David R

Audience Member

If you’ve ever walked into a room and forgotten why you were there, Bob Meddles is your guy. We laughed all night.

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Kevin L

Audience Member

My wife and I loved the Hail Geezer show. We laughed from start to finish. Bob is a great comedian who nailed what it's like getting older. Highly recommended for anyone to see.

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Karen T

Audience Member

Bob’s take on Baby Boomer life is spot-on. Smart observations, great timing, and plenty of moments where we thought, ‘That is exactly us!’

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Kathy M

Audience Member

This old geezer laughed so hard her drink came out her nose. The most fun
and laughs we’ve had in a long time!

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Susan P

Audience Member

Funny, relatable, and refreshingly honest. Bob finds the comedy in everyday life and aging better than anyone.

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