WONDERING IF YOU'RE A GOOD FIT FOR THE HAIL GEEZER ARMY?
Do you have an entire freezer shelf devoted to ice packs?
Do you think pickleball should be an Olympic event?
Do you refuse to leeave the hous without a tube of antacids in your pocket?
Do you think stee-in shoes are the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Do you still use the term "greatest thing since sliced bread?
COMEDY THAT GETS BETTER WITH AGE
Hail Geezer turns the everyday realities of getting older into sharp, relatable comedy.
From early bedtimes and reading glasses to aching knees, doctor visits and memory lapses, the show celebrates the moments that make growing older frustrating, familiar and genuinely funny.
Whether you are already measuring your day in Ibuprofen milligrams or simply know someone who is, Hail Geezer offers a night of comedy that feels close to home.
MEET BOB MEDDLES
Bob Meddles is the voice behind Hail Geezer. A veteran comic who has toured the country for more than 20 years, Bob has performed in front of thousands of people—and he remembers almost half of them. The states, not the people.
After decades of living life in the fast lane, Bob has safely merged into the right lane, put his blinker on three miles ago and is now coasting gracefully into his golden-ish years.
He has traded late-night afterparties for early-morning pickleball matches, and hangover cures for reading glasses looped around his neck like a life-saving device.
With his trademark sharp wit and highly relatable observations, Bob shines a hilarious spotlight on the everyday struggles we all face as the warranty on our bodies begins to expire.