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WHO IS THE CHIEF GEEZER?

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A live stand-up comedy show celebrating the aches, the pains, and the absolute absurdity of getting older.

VENI, VIDI, OBLITUS SUM

I came, I saw, I forgot why…

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COMEDY THAT GETS BETTER WITH AGE

Hail Geezer turns the everyday realities of getting older into sharp, relatable comedy.

 

From early bedtimes and reading glasses to aching knees, doctor visits and memory lapses, the show celebrates the moments that make growing older frustrating, familiar and genuinely funny.

 

Whether you are already measuring your day in Ibuprofen milligrams or simply know someone who is, Hail Geezer offers a night of comedy that feels close to home.

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MEET BOB MEDDLES

Bob Meddles is the voice behind Hail Geezer. A veteran comic who has toured the country for more than 20 years, Bob has performed in front of thousands of people—and he remembers almost half of them. The states, not the people.

After decades of living life in the fast lane, Bob has safely merged into the right lane, put his blinker on three miles ago and is now coasting gracefully into his golden-ish years.

He has traded late-night afterparties for early-morning pickleball matches, and hangover cures for reading glasses looped around his neck like a life-saving device.

With his trademark sharp wit and highly relatable observations, Bob shines a hilarious spotlight on the everyday struggles we all face as the warranty on our bodies begins to expire.

A SHOW ABOUT THE THINGS WE ALL FEEL

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Aging without pretending it is graceful

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Everyday aches, habits and memory lapses

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Marriage, family and changing routines

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Doctors, medication and questionable knees

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The strange realities of getting older

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Comedy for anyone whose knees make more noise than they used to.

© 2026 Hail Geezer. All Rights Reserved.

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Downtown Theatre

The Laughing House

River City Playhouse

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